My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
