Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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