Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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