Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
