i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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