we're chasing vodka with high fives
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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