I CAN MOONWALK!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
