Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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