There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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