I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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