You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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