I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wannas sexs uuuuu
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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