It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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