What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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