Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You've changed since you got that strap on
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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