How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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