just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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