How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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