so that wasnt chicken after all
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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