do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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