i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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