My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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