how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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