Can Purell be used as lube?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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