Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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