Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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