yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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