susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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