That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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