I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
