Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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