Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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