I heard we made out
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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