Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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