Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
please don't ironically join a cult
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