No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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