speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
