how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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