Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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