youre lurking in front of me
I hate all girls vehemently.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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