did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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