So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
thus making me awesome and them whores
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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