You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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