possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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