I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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