Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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