I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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