it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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