I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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