Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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